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New iBuzz sex toy - coming soon!

Have a party in your pants with the iBuzz!

Getting tired of the same old tunes? Listened to your fave tunes just one too many times? Is the journey to work just too depressing for your chosen tunes to enliven? The iBuzz will change this, instantly revolutionising the way you hear, see and feel music forever.

How does the iBuzz work?

A small vibrating bullet connects to your fave MP3 music player and the vibrations will work in time to the music, whilst the intensity of the vibrations is controlled using the volume. Guarantee a party in your pants with every minute that you are plugged into your iPod.

The iBuzz, from the makers Love Labs, is a revolutionary accessory for MP3 players, which gives a new meaning to the term stimulating music. Clip it onto your belt and slip the bullet into your pocket (or elsewhere) for proof of how a good bass line can produce euphoria in even the most out-of-touch music heads. Monday morning's journey into work never seemed so appealing!

With the iBuzz, musical boundaries become transient. The alien sounds of gabba techno suddenly seem tempting, whilst Tchaikovsky's 'The Nutcracker' will never seem the same again. And who would be able to resist turning up the volume for some classic funk whilst at the traffic lights on the drive home from Tesco?

No MP3 player?

No worries - the iBuzz still works on its own without music. Just turn on and enjoy the seven amazing vibration patterns. Better still, it is discreet, stylish and easy to use anywhere. The iBuzz - which songs will push your buttons?

Sex Jokes!

A man decides to buy a new scope for his hunting rifle. He goes to a gun shop, and asks the salesman to show him the best scope in the shop.
The sales guy takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so damn good, you can see my house on that hill all the way over there", he said pointing to a distant neighbourhood.
The man takes a look through the rifle scope, and starts laughing.
"What the hell is so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man chasing a giggling naked woman round the house", the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the guy, and looks at his house. He then hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here's two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and then shoot the guy's dick off!"
The man takes another peek through the scope & says, "You know what? I think I can do that with just the one shot!"