« BackHome / Sex Industry News / Man Marries Goat
Sudan Man Marries Goat!
Man forced to Marry Goat
A man in the Sudan caught "in flagrante delicto" with a goat has been forced to marry the animal.
According to the local newspaper, The Juba Post, the goat's owner, a Mr Alifi, caught his neighbour, Mr Tombe, assaulting his goat and reported the man to the local council of elders for adjudication.
"It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house," Mr Alifi said.
"Suddenly I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relationship with my goat. " When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up. They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife."
Mr Tombe agreed to pay a dowry of 150,000 Sudanese dinars ($125) for his new spouse.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi told the Post.
Datingdirect bans serial dater
"Oh Lord give me chastity, but do not give it yet."
St AugustineThis guy had been dating this girl for about 4 months, but he was too afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny dick.
Finally he gets up his courage one night, and takes her to a dark secluded spot in his jeep.
While they are cuddling and kissing, he opens his jeans zipper and guides her hand onto his dick.
"No thanks honey" the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
Squiggley Rabbit
The waterproof Squiggley Rabbit has a specially sculpted shaft and strategically located pearl beads designed to stimulate the vaginal walls. The twin set of rabbit ears stimulate the clitoris and anus simultaneously. Made from soft Jelly material it has a multi-speed vibrator and is also waterproof. Take it into the shower, the bath - or even on holiday.
Our Price: £27.49
Ultime Vibrator
The Ultime from Natural Contours is one of the most stunning designer toys on the market. Specifically contoured to the female form, the Ultime is a G spot massager par excellence.
Our Price: £24.99
Natural Contours Petite Vibrator
Designed for women by women to comfortably fit the female form, the sleek, 4" Natural Contours Petite massager is discreet, stylish, compact, and contemporary. Small enough to throw into your travel bag, cool enough to fool even the most discerning eye!
Our Price: £21.55
Superbe Vibrator
The Superbe from the infamous Natural Contours range is a medium sized lemon yellow vibrator which is contoured to sit comfortably against the pubic bone as well as along various muscle groups of the body.
Our Price: £24.99
UK | 
Help
Shop
Top