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World's Oldest Dildo?
28,000 year old dildo discovered by Germans!
German scientists have unearthed one of the world's oldest sculpted penises - 20cm of highly polished siltstone created around 28,000 years ago and believed to be the world's oldest dildo.
The stone dong was discovered in Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm, Swabia (old Bavaria/Lichtenstein), by a Tübingen University team. Professor Conard, from the department of Early Prehistory and Quaternary Ecology, explains the excitement to a BBC journalist: "Female representations with highly accentuated sexual attributes are very well documented at many sites, but male representations are very, very rare."
Although other examples of male genitalia - from France and Morocco - predate the Ulm member, to have "any representation of male genitalia from this time period is highly unusual".
There may be a good reason for this - the German sausage bears the scars of having been used to knap flints, and was reassembled from 14 fragments. Despite this abuse, and in a delicious leap of imagination, Conard speculates that the life-size member may have been used as a prehistoric sex toy. As he suggestively notes: "It's highly polished."
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